Happy President’s Day. Since our current president is a tube sock full of garbage at best and an illegal puppet of the Russian government who is still somehow a tube sock filled with garbage, let’s focus on a topic that can bring us all together. Pets rock! So on this fake holiday, the Tusk is bringing you, all presidents ranked solely on how good their pets were.
The Barely had a pet aka you had a horse before 1900 aka you had a car that was alive: 40-34